JENNY HUMPREY YOU ARE NOT COOL she is the biggest wannabe bitch ever.
Serena’s drunk again. Big surprise. OH NOW SHE DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE WONDERFUL she really is dumb and will date whoever breathes in front of her.
Blair Waldorf: I want everything in your closet. You and Chuck are so fucking cute. Don’t screw it up.
Lilly and Rufus- that took long enough to get married. Jesus.
Blair and Serena- your friendship is more up and down than the tides. Just realize your bff’s and stop hatin on each other.